Whats the matter.... got a little extra cheese on your taco...
Hank
How about while you're at it you go over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines... I'm here to save your life.
Hank
Punch me in the face!
Hank
Are you telling me I have to carry your sorry ass? Alright wussy... Jesus, you're heavy!
Hank
Yeah, and this is my fist and it doesn't take much for me to start throwing it around!
Hank
Hey, I'm Charlie Bailygates want to see my weasel?
Hank
Warden, I want my own cell!
Hank
I'm going to make it up to that little circus geek in there
Hank
Parked it for you, Dick.
Hank
Yes, I had sex with you, it was disgusting and deceitful.
Hank
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
Hank
"I don't have a eating disorder" says Irene, Hank says "Whatever you say slim"
Hank
You can't beat the open road!
Charlie
They gave me incredible cotton mouth.
Charlie
You said you'd eat whale blubber!
Charlie